QUOTE000.Z @7c b7wXPSgo܌)" 2 ؤYCmʔ a܀ʐnLAMwqsiڴG1uذ9&QUOTE001.2 @s5 All power corrupts, but we need electricity.QUOTE002.R @] All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts.QUOTE003.N @A{N a4n1捛9iȔS M @ M:y@ RLhN:d#qF aЙ& 4vʸQUOTE004.: `{= Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea.QUOTE005.O `X CM7g@yCGa4lʐA7 `@@ A #9y@yfN 'VQUOTE006. `{' Are we having fun yet?QUOTE007. `B Assassins do it from behind.QUOTE008.Z `q TДN9a M7 aCB:@S&1eԡƇ LfN2cDq`G 79́ 9h#D ze&QUOTE009.& `& Back off, man ... I'm a scientist!QUOTE010.- `0Beam me up, Scotty . it ate my phaser!QUOTE011.6 `n?7 Beam me up, Scotty . the elevators don't work.QUOTE012.= `= Beam me up, Scotty ... there's no intelligent life here.QUOTE013.& `g& Berserkers do it without thinking.QUOTE014.7 `º8 FN@Hr mʐyf"0v$4̡#N6 QUOTE015.4 `95 Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.QUOTE016.9 `= i#f2oܜbM6l@)2 \@ eX|3'MB!JhMQUOTE017.. `s> Bureaucrats cut red tape . lengthwise!QUOTE018.W `&g D b̛6bҸ)34e@aSOl⍙M @3 B6لqsN3hD"8oR"IJ.aQUOTE019.- `0 Calm down . it's only ones and zeros.QUOTE020.# `# A closed mouth gathers no feet.QUOTE021.: `n< COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits.QUOTE022.7 `hI8 C 1e̼S4sмqŦMLeLa֘ 3MQUOTE023.! ` * Don't get even . get odd!QUOTE024.> `O Don't hate yourself in the morning . sleep til noon.QUOTE025.+ `: Don't just stare at me . fantasize!QUOTE026. `D Dyslexics have more fnu!QUOTE027.1 |.1 Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookies.QUOTE028.$ !$ Every silver lining has a cloud.QUOTE029.D cF Everyone was born right-handed. 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I just got here.QUOTE036.b Zo I@yh)Λa0&aԙЌ7m6Hrb!3oㆌ2d.1N7pؔ 0iqsÌ)bQUOTE037.5 K; I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.QUOTE038.C 4C I have not lost my mind ... it's backed up on disk somewhere.QUOTE039.; ; I know karate, kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words.QUOTE040.* ?2 I used to be sane, but I got better.QUOTE041.@ IbA I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance.QUOTE042.1 d8 If all else fails . lower your standards.QUOTE043.: I If at first you don't succeed . change the rules.QUOTE044.0 91 If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.QUOTE045.I WzI If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble over the remaining 3%?QUOTE046.: 8 D I'm feeling argumentative . please contradict me.QUOTE047.A oC I'm not a mercenary . killing is more of a hobby with me.QUOTE048.F LF I'm not breaking the rules ... I'm just testing their elasticity.QUOTE049.4 = I'm not irresponsible . I'm out of control.QUOTE050.< 3< I'm not loafing ... I work so fast I'm always finished.QUOTE051.< < I'm not unemployed ... I'm looking for the perfect job.QUOTE052.A 4F Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror.QUOTE053.: +: It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it.QUOTE054.U _ @$sb4aA C4iܬ 8U @$sb7o耠 8rҸ2@@R†%Ҁ"!h6oܔbQUOTE059.A 0T It's you and me against the world . when do we attack?QUOTE060.2 |8 It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.QUOTE061.. 35 Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either.QUOTE062.V ] Let me control a planet's oxygen supply, and I don't care who makes the laws.QUOTE063.9 {U; Let's split up . we can do more damage that way.QUOTE064.6 ? Mercifully Free of the Ravages of IntelligenceQUOTE065. ! Murphy was an optimist!QUOTE066.> @ Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.QUOTE067.8 @ My back is computerized . it has a floppy disk.QUOTE068.> ? My mind is made up . don't confuse me with the facts.QUOTE069.. 0 A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind.QUOTE070.> s@ Never let your schooling interfere with your education.QUOTE071.* 3 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.QUOTE072.5 6@ Never tell me the odds . numbers confuse me.QUOTE073.( 0 Take me drunk . I'm home again.QUOTE074.D N O @4e܌)"wЄ"ϛ:@@"p ň +^A& 7'(vREց 2d\lQUOTE075.: cB @$͛;  @@"0PM9 DŽqsb2m@)#'" :d1e QUOTE076.G kL @$sb7o耸 r@ySgHqMD6oiDD 3fÑbf)bQUOTE077.. 4 No one ever built a statue to a critic.QUOTE078.; G= Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.QUOTE079.1 1 Oh, no ... not another learning experience.QUOTE080.Q ྍ>W @a H@Iæp1̘7nȀppIx j9ę7o4!S%!%H#!4e@ s&QUOTE081.D sK Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies two to one.QUOTE082.& ՜& Peace through superior firepower.QUOTE083.7 m> Prepare for the future . Read Science Fiction.QUOTE084.' ྫྷ' Real men write self-modifying code.QUOTE085.` d 9o ӦM9s@yoq H6D i. M9d@y⎜eXL b7uSK2iqC:aQUOTE086.M ྒ_S Reality is a crutch for people who cannot deal with Science Fiction.QUOTE087.N &R Remember . there's more to life then Science Fiction, but not much.QUOTE088.0 ྘1 Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!QUOTE089.C ྵrD The shortest distance between two points has a bridge out.QUOTE090.4 _7 Science is true . don't be misled by facts.QUOTE091., S3 Spending A Year Dead For Tax PurposesQUOTE092.E ྘E Squint when you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty.QUOTE093.X ྡྷ` @PASFNa xM2X40l@)2@@* :Ay# 'SC CĜc`Qƌ2cq QUOTE094.L /[ )#̉9 ܔC4m8| 4t@Is @@2 NF: ͝0y>:- C9.6QUOTE095.L /[ )#̉9 ܔC4m8| 4t@Is @@2 NF: ͝0y>:- C9.6QUOTE096.' vx' Think "HONK" if you're a telepath.QUOTE097.5 s; UFO's are real . the Air Force is swamp gas!QUOTE098.0 A Unicorns aren't mythical . virgins are!QUOTE099.F kU Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951QUOTER.CMD gmz&e H&)O|D*E`@|(Rɒ 2( h J3UBi TX B P D)P0$k`Ѐ1$ @4#РR+$T! 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